silenceinthedogpark:

destiny919:

umiko-hitara:

obsidianshadow:

sangotori:

A moment of silence as The Giver joins Percy Jackson in the graveyard of horrendously inaccurate movie adaptations

*His Dark Materials fandom wails softly in the distance*

*Eragon fandom shrieks from the darkest pit of hell*

*ATLA fandom watches with dead eyes*

*A Series of Unfortunate Events howls from nowhere*

(via sabrinaisafallenwoman)

officialunitedstates:

accioconfusion:

officialunitedstates:

I don’t trust the media, too many acronyms.  what does cnn stand for?  literally no one knows the answer

cable news network

could be.  literally no one knows

(via sabrinaisafallenwoman)

dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

(via sabrinaisafallenwoman)

deadlinejon:

stunningpicture:

This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst

this is the greatest basketball challenge of all time

deadlinejon:

stunningpicture:

This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst

this is the greatest basketball challenge of all time

(via sabrinaisafallenwoman)

thecutestofthecute:

amoying:

this is the most important picture on the entire internet

This picture will create world peace

thecutestofthecute:

amoying:

this is the most important picture on the entire internet

This picture will create world peace

(via littlevalu)

sketchlock:

fuckyeahchandlerbing:

eatstarsnsparkle:

boazpriestly:

osointricate:

boazpriestly:

demonsanddragons:

darcywho:

harlotstarlet-queenofconeyisland:

chasexjackson:

THE GOLDEN RULE OF TUMBLR

my god, we’re all Ross.

Excuse you.

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Excuse you

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So in conclusion, we are all the men of Friends, combined. 

Not just the men.

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Phoebe is basically a walking night blogger when she’s got a guitar.  Admit it.

In conclusion, we are the show Friends. 

we all need this on our blogs

This is the most beautiful post on all of Tumblr.

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Thank you. 

(via mytardisishogwarts)

pissyeti:

HOLY SHIT so i have wanted to do this for ages.
this is a giveaway for PIZZA. the winner will receive up to $30 worth of pizza and pizza products (fizzy drinks, breadsticks, etc) delivered to their front fuckin’ door. I WILL PAY THE TIP AND EVERYTHING. 
RULES
1. there is only one winner
2. winner’s gotta be comfortable giving out their address to me (obviously since i cannot have the pizza delivered otherwise)
3. the pizza company will be chosen by myself (with obvious input from the winner as i have no idea what kinds of pizza places will be around said winner’s abode)
4. REBLOGS ONLY
5. winner has 24 hours to get back to me about said pizza-ing otherwise i choose someone else
6. toppings need to be kept to a sensible amount ok
7. giveaway ends September 30th
8. due to the logistics of this thing it needs to be US residents only SORRY GUYS
GO FORTH AND PIZZA

pissyeti:

HOLY SHIT so i have wanted to do this for ages.

this is a giveaway for PIZZA. the winner will receive up to $30 worth of pizza and pizza products (fizzy drinks, breadsticks, etc) delivered to their front fuckin’ door. I WILL PAY THE TIP AND EVERYTHING. 

RULES

1. there is only one winner

2. winner’s gotta be comfortable giving out their address to me (obviously since i cannot have the pizza delivered otherwise)

3. the pizza company will be chosen by myself (with obvious input from the winner as i have no idea what kinds of pizza places will be around said winner’s abode)

4. REBLOGS ONLY

5. winner has 24 hours to get back to me about said pizza-ing otherwise i choose someone else

6. toppings need to be kept to a sensible amount ok

7. giveaway ends September 30th

8. due to the logistics of this thing it needs to be US residents only SORRY GUYS

GO FORTH AND PIZZA

(via sabrinaisafallenwoman)

flighttune:

Good evening. Welcome to the six o’clock news. I’m your anchor…

This man is an absolute genious, he is the true Punmaster

(Source: youslyraccoon, via affably-evil)

4gifs:

Go away kid I’m trying to be fabulous. [video]

4gifs:

Go away kid I’m trying to be fabulous. [video]

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via randomstupidchaos)

kldzbop:

kldzbop:

see if u can unscramble this sentence: go aawy

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correct

(via randomstupidchaos)

superwhohannilockpotter:

I will never not reblog this gif set whenever it comes across my dash.

(Source: seawolph, via randomstupidchaos)

makeitearlgrey:

bard-of-time-will-be-late:

underscorex:

THERE IS WATER AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEANCARRY THE WATERREMOVE THE WATER

Actually! This was a very clever setup by a team of divers in the Arctic, I believe. The person is upside down, their bouyancy belt calibrated just so that they are slightly lighter than water, and able to walk upside down on the ice. In the first segment, when his mask vents, watch the bubbles flow DOWNWARD, which is really the up that we know. Science is really fricking cool!

makeitearlgrey:

bard-of-time-will-be-late:

underscorex:

THERE IS WATER AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN

CARRY THE WATER

REMOVE THE WATER

Actually! This was a very clever setup by a team of divers in the Arctic, I believe. The person is upside down, their bouyancy belt calibrated just so that they are slightly lighter than water, and able to walk upside down on the ice. In the first segment, when his mask vents, watch the bubbles flow DOWNWARD, which is really the up that we know. Science is really fricking cool!

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(via randomstupidchaos)

jasminedarling:

He was a skater goat, he said see you later, goat.

jasminedarling:

He was a skater goat, he said see you later, goat.

(Source: babygoatsandfriends, via randomstupidchaos)