drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

(Source: drinklust, via sabrinaisafallenwoman)

monobeartheater:

tyrelonmelon:

I’m this bunnies momma

ARE U KIDDIN ME ITS SMALLER THAN A PLAYING CARD ITS SO TINY AND CUTE WOW WOW WOWEEEE

monobeartheater:

tyrelonmelon:

I’m this bunnies momma

ARE U KIDDIN ME ITS SMALLER THAN A PLAYING CARD ITS SO TINY AND CUTE WOW WOW WOWEEEE

(via seraphicseventh)

person:
she--
me:
it's he.
person:
*condescending smile* well, on your birth certificate--
me:
yeah, it also says ' 8lbs, 6 oz ' -- a lot has changed over the years

milkovicho:

i dont think i ever told people about the egg decorating competitions my secondary school started doing at easter

this was my favourite entry of all time and it didnt win and im still outraged

image

(via sabrinaisafallenwoman)

scxmbvg:

BIG DOGS THAT THINK THEY’RE SMALL LAP DOGS ARE MY FAVORITE DOGS IN THE ENTIRE WORLD

(Source: thecutestofthecute, via sabrinaisafallenwoman)

harry potter + tumblr text posts

(Source: lilylunawrites, via seraphicseventh)

affably-evil:

huffingtonpost:

The cast of the new Power Rangers has been announced! Find out more about the upcoming film set for 2016 here.

FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELS

roachpatrol:

cuteness-daily:

mintmayhem:

 THE ONE IN THE WHITE TOWEL THOUGH

Purritos

PURRITOS

roachpatrol:

cuteness-daily:

mintmayhem:

 THE ONE IN THE WHITE TOWEL THOUGH

Purritos

PURRITOS

(Source: kitten-burrito, via sabrinaisafallenwoman)

jazzman8675309:

jazzman8675309:

prince-of-insanity:

psychoteentitan:

The US version of Harry Potter is surprisingly short. 

I’ve been laughing at this for like half an hour cause when Harry fires the gun it looks like he’s saying “BAM!”

Bam! Omg I’m dying

Someone reblogged this from me after I forgot about it and then I laughed for ten minutes and actually LEFT MY BED TO SHOW MY FAMILY

jazzman8675309:

jazzman8675309:

prince-of-insanity:

psychoteentitan:

The US version of Harry Potter is surprisingly short. 

I’ve been laughing at this for like half an hour cause when Harry fires the gun it looks like he’s saying “BAM!”

Bam! Omg I’m dying

Someone reblogged this from me after I forgot about it and then I laughed for ten minutes and actually LEFT MY BED TO SHOW MY FAMILY

(via affably-evil)

Disney Princess by Emmanuel Viola

(via affably-evil)

peter-qulll:

history1970s:

constable-frozen:

mark5

what the fuck what the fuck Waht the fuck 

what the fuck did i just witness

(via sabrinaisafallenwoman)